Sunday, September 28, 2008

Cliches, Similes, and Metaphors



Hey I'm Joe, and I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. About as sneaky as a vigilante, cat. Most of the time I'm there when you don't need me, and no where to be seen when i am needed. I'm never the butt of a joke. I am procrastination. cliché's are so cliché. When someone needs my help I'm about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.



I'm Joe, And I'm more perfect than god^^ . I'm funnier than a barrel of fish. And I'm cute as a button. People say I'm one of the coolest kids you will ever meet, you can bet on it. I smell like a fresh pine forest that just came out of a perfume factory. My eyes like two gold flakes fresh from a big stump of gold.